what the fuck is one chill
building on our success of highly appreciated most extremely cool warehouse party zero chill, we decided to create one chill because when it comes to the people, we know you always want more. So instead of no chills, we’re going to give you an ENTIRE CHILL. and you can’t start by just taking half.
and if we deem you worthy enough to enter our very extremely cool party full of extremely cool people doing extremely cool things, then you will have an extremely good time…provided you pass our perfectly reasonable and non-arbitrary entrance procedures (subject to change based on doorperson’s adderall and cocaine consumption) .
IN ORDER TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR ENTRY, ALL GUESTS MUST:
1) arrive with at least one canadian passport holder per four non-canadians. passport required as proof for entry. off-duty royal canadian mounted police will be standing by to verify passport validity. people showing up with no canadians (with or without tickets) will be denied entry (yes, you read that right.)
2, and not to cause more panic) arrive in a lewk perfectly befitting the theme, announced a generous three hours before the doors open. a harness, jockstrap, and perfectly clean on-brand running shoes is not considered an outfit unless we decide that it arbitrarily is. this is NEW YORK, NOTHING is guaranteed.
3) have purchased tickets in advanced. canadians will be able to purchase tickets at the door for very few dollars (CAD cash only).
4) there may be times when our full door entrance policy is enforced. it’s your responsibility to read through these and make sure you arrive having completed all of the requirements.